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Random Assault 083: Pulp Fact!

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A content-packed episode of Random Assault for you this week! Brian Liberge joins us to talk about his new game, PULP! The RPG. We reminisce on the 90's tradition of making animals do rad things, Mitch plays a game that only he can enjoy, as well as watches one of the most insane horror movies ever. And naturally, we answer questions from you, the listeners! There's also a contest in this episode so pay attention during the 2nd break!

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Random Assault 081: Suck It...?

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We celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks too late, and we tackle the important issues! We self-bukkake as we look back over the podcast's past episodes. Mitch interrupts people a lot we talk about old games! Matt gushes over the Kirby collection and Mitch and Alex wax poetic over the pink puff's history, Tony wants beer with his fighting game cabinets, Kate completes Skyrim (no, seriously), and Alex has a thing or two to say about Far Cry 3. Then we get into listener questions and Mitch finally fucking snaps.

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Random Assault 080: Stealing Home

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This week, we actually have a consistent number of things to talk about! In the first segment, we go over the Gearbox/Aliens Colonial Marines debacle. In the second segment, Alex tells us a tale involving Warm Bodies, and in the final segment, we finally get down to brass tacks about the PlayStation 4... a few weeks too late.

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Random Assault 079: Throne of Lies

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The fap-off continues! And what an upset it ends up being! Also, we talk about Dreamworks movies (including the pre-3D ones), and Alex vehemently defends Hoodwinked. Because... it's a good movie? I guess?

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Minor Assault: Gurren Lagann

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GIGA... DRILL... PODCAAAAAAAAAAST!! Yes, it's another Minor Assault, and this time it's one that Mitch said would be coming out for months. Join Mitch, Jayson, Jake, and Breen as they do the impossible and see the invisible, as well as gush about this wonderful little anime about robots, willpower, manly souls clashing, and never giving up. First half is (almost 100%) spoiler-free, 2nd half is a spoilerfest. You've been warned!

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Random Assault 077: Potty Mouths

 

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Luke, aka TotalMortalKombat, joins us for an episode where we talk about farts, poops, weird toilets and restaurants, cum shots (not the kind you're thinking of), and a lot of talk about how Americans are fatass slobs. It's a loud, rip-roarin' episode with just a touch of the outback!

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Random Assalted Watermelon 076

 

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Oh, wow! We got a full line-up for you guys! It's a podcast jam-packed full of funny. Mitch and Matt regail the the tale of The Unfinished Swan, Alex continues his rare game saga, Tony gushes about Guyver, and Mitch asks the all-important question that has plagued mankind for eons: why do people put salt on their watermelon?

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Random Assault 073: Anal Fantasy

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Matt, Kate and Tony start off by talking about Django Unchained and other Tarantino flicks, then Mitch hops on just in time to discuss Assassin's Creed 3. Then the whole thing goes to shit as Mitch tries to defend Final Fantasy XIII and eventually it turns to stories of Matt's masturbatory habits, as usual.

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Random Assault 071: The Deepness of Christopher Loins

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The Random Assault crew breaks that oh-so flimsy of fourth walls and does a very Christmas-heavy episode despite the fact that it wouldn't have been posted until January. Mitch raises the ghosts of a few cult classic Christmas specials, Kate finally plays Klonoa, Tony muses about Metroid, and Mitch reviews another fucking talking dog movie. It's just another Friday night at the ol' Random Assault roadhouse! (I'm very drunk right now, I don't know what I'm saying)

Random Assault Podcast Episode 070: Dishonored.

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Ooph. Ooooooph. This one. Thiiiis one. Yeah, it's a good episode, to be sure. But things get a little weird in the middle. Like, really weird. Even for us. Alex nearly abandons ship. Don't say we didn't warn you. Segments 1 and 3 are pretty great, though!