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Random Assault 268: Clown Climax Under the Big Top

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us once again to talk all about theme parks in Pennsylvania, how No Man's Sky still sucks, the time-destroying hole that is super sentai, and we also get Kate to be so bored that she joins the Discord. Also, we call Matt live on the show, because he's not here. He's in New York City, kissing his father on the mouth.

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Random Assault 267: The Meaning of Irony

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Jake joins us to talk about farm food, game collecting, and the perils of the N64 controller's terrible analog stick!

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Random Assault 266: Megaladan The Hot Dog Man

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Megaladan leaves the YouTube comment section to join us in discussion about electro-swing bands, record players, Baby Driver, and how to act gay in public with your brother.

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Random Assault 265: Creative Theft is Our Daily Bread

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from AmazingNerds.de joins us to talk about the ridiculous censorship games get in Germany, females in the army, how production values make a worse product, and the wonderful world of horror movies and games!

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Random Assault 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die.

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Random Assault 260: There Will Be Jew Blood

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity.

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Random Assault 259: Sonic Sez the N Word & Knuckles

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking.

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Random Assault 255: Garfield Anal Rodeo

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

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Random Assault 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!

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Random Assault 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs!

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