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Random Assault 106: I'm Your Biggest Fan

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It's another three-man show, and things get a little silly. After Kate reveals the intricacies of the fabled Mario timeline to all of us, the hosts start to berate obsessive fans of all forms of media. Now, we're not going to single out a particular fandom, but we do talk about how we hate fans of a show that has to do with a Doctor. Who, you ask? Wow. I can't believe I wrote that.

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Random Assault 105: Metroid, Other Hosts

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This week, it's every body but our two most vocal hosts, so you'll have to make do with Mitch and Kate mostly blabbing on about old Archie comic series, Sonic, and the Metroid series. Despite that rather un-appetizing description, it's a great episode.

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Random Assault Halloween 2013: 2 Spoopy Edition

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Yes, it's that time of the year again, and this time we don't have any mishaps with cyber-demons or last-minute ghost stories to tell you! Instead I just act like a real jerk! OOOoooOOOOooooOOOO

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Random Assault 098: Rage Against the Internet Machine

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This week's episode is like an angry sandwich. First, Alex and Matt complain about the Penny Arcade podcast Kickstarter, then Mitch celebrates the announcement that Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney is getting released in North America, and sings the praises of both series, and then Mitch dies or something and the guys talk about the retardation that is YouTube.

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Random Assault 080: Stealing Home

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This week, we actually have a consistent number of things to talk about! In the first segment, we go over the Gearbox/Aliens Colonial Marines debacle. In the second segment, Alex tells us a tale involving Warm Bodies, and in the final segment, we finally get down to brass tacks about the PlayStation 4... a few weeks too late.

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Random Assault 079: Throne of Lies

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The fap-off continues! And what an upset it ends up being! Also, we talk about Dreamworks movies (including the pre-3D ones), and Alex vehemently defends Hoodwinked. Because... it's a good movie? I guess?

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Random Assault 077: Potty Mouths

 

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Luke, aka TotalMortalKombat, joins us for an episode where we talk about farts, poops, weird toilets and restaurants, cum shots (not the kind you're thinking of), and a lot of talk about how Americans are fatass slobs. It's a loud, rip-roarin' episode with just a touch of the outback!

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Random Assault 075: Naughty Rare

 

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Ooo, Alex wasn't invited to the Gurren Lagann Minor Assault. And Kate's just her usual bitchy self. So Alex made them pay... with their lives. ...And then Alex, Matt and Tony had a completely normal, relatively fatality-free podcast! Alex talks about his newfound love for Naughty Bear, the guys talk about the new Pokemon games, and then... more rare game talk!

Ending song is "Wake Up" by DeepNorth!

Random Assault 074: Golden Boys (...and Kate)

 

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Come, now! Pick your piece and let's get this game a-rollin'! Meanwhile Alex can tell you about watching more of Regular Show, and his disdain for Adventure Time! Tony'll talk about a rare, literally-one-of-a-kind rom that he almost got his hands on, we'll go over special editions of board games, and lastly, Alex watched a buttload of anime! Now hit play on your media player and collect $200, because this episode might be over before the end of an actual game of Monopoly.

Random Assault 073: Anal Fantasy

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Matt, Kate and Tony start off by talking about Django Unchained and other Tarantino flicks, then Mitch hops on just in time to discuss Assassin's Creed 3. Then the whole thing goes to shit as Mitch tries to defend Final Fantasy XIII and eventually it turns to stories of Matt's masturbatory habits, as usual.

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