Powered by Squarespace
Updates

Entries in Episode (170)

Random Assault 289: California Creamin'

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any semblance of relevancy in the shadow of our collective uselessness and lack of real world skills as a consequence of growing up at the beginning of the internet age. Yup. 2017 was the worst year in recorded human history.

Click to read more ...

Random Assault 288: The Hits Keep Coming

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's computer is out of commission, so it's up to Matt and Mitch to entertain everyone, and they're being sad-sacks. The end of 2017 has turned into a grueling gauntlet of seasonal depression and general malaise, but they find time to talk about Star Wars: The Feminist Agenda, what to do if the save-game timer on your game doesn't work, and what a good year it was for Nintendo's little hybrid that could. And then, they decided to end the show early, but the aftershow ended up just becoming the third segment anyway. So, now you get to see what you're missing out on.

Click to read more ...

Random Assault 286 LIVE: SJWolfenstein Prologue

Click the banner to listen to the livestream, right-click it and save-as to download the livestream!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING ANYWHERE ON THIS GIANT, OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but stick around for talk of The Game Awards, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and a special reading of a Random Assault episode written with predictive text!

Click. Like. Share.

Random Assault 285 LIVE: Gran Autismo 2: A-Spergers

Click the banner to listen to the livestream, right-click it and save-as to download the livestream!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING ANYWHERE ON THIS GIANT, OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because this entire thing falls apart when you remove me from the equation. Be sure to write to your state representative to complain to them about how terrible Matt and Kate are at doing this thing.

Click. Like. Share.

Random Assault 284 LIVE: Gran Autismo

Click the banner to listen to the livestream, right-click it and save-as to download the livestream!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING ANYWHERE ON THIS GIANT, OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.

Click. Like. Share.

Random Assault 283: Dungeons & Dropmix

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch demos his new autismo obsession: Dropmix, a musical card game by Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band. Kate and Matt desperately try to take the conversation in any other direction, with talk of Dungeons & Dragons sessions on the Discord, classic Gamecube Animal Crossing, and getting into fights in high school.

Click to read more ...

Random Assault 282: Sonic Forces a Nut Round the Corner

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt dissect the enigma that is Sonic the Hedgehog, the gang talks about how they organize the altars of their wasted lives (their game shelves), there's a wild tangent about fingering people during movies, and there's a big discussion about reverse weeabooism!

Click to read more ...

Random Assault 281: Dick Sponge

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt gush about Mario Odyssey, with plenty of spoilers flying about, so be warned! Kate travels to the Department of Heaven in order to witness the Promised Land, and Matt and Mitch think things have gotten pretty strange. (No spoilers for that, though, don't worry.) Finally, we get into a lengthy discussion about dick physics. Because honestly, what are you expecting from us anymore?

Click to read more ...

Random Assault 280 LIVE: Alex Was Here!

Click the banner to listen to the livestream, right-click it and save-as to download the livestream!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING ANYWHERE ON THIS GIANT, OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER.

It's the anniversary of our fun little once-a-month let's play livestream shows, and since it's Halloween, Kate and Matt dive into the underrated Clive Barker's Undying. Also, if it wasn't obvious by the title, a former host drops by as a special surprise! SpoooOOOOooooky!

Click. Like. Share. Subscribe. Hail Satan.

Random Assault 279: Fake PewDiePie

Click the banner to listen to the podcast, right-click it and save-as to download the podcast!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time fan and listener Sebastian joins us, (you might remember him from that Daytona stream we did a few months back), ready to tackle topics like the technical woes of the Switch, pachinko in native Nippon, delicacies in other countries (such as the infamous Surstromming), and wondering if Vento Aureo is ever going to get its anime adaptation.

Click to read more ...