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Random Assault 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die.

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Random Assault 262 Aftershow [MANDATORY]

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INCOMING: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS A MANDATORY RANDOM ASSAULT AFTERSHOW, RECORDED AFTER THE 262nd EPISODE: "LET THE SKELETON DIVORCE BEGIN". THANK YOU.

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Random Assault 262: Let the Skeleton Divorce Begin

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Matt, Mitch and Kate shootin' the breeze. Matt actually liked a Marvel movie, Kate wishes she lived in the American south, and... well, the episode just kind of peters off until it atrophies and dies.

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Random Assault 261 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 261: Did You Gaming? Enjoy!

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Random Assault 261 LIVE: Did You Gaming?

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us on another trip down Random Game Lane, except for the entire first hour or so of this episode, in which she wasn't able to get her setup working and we just had essentially a normal show. But eventually things get rolling and we have our usual mediocrity. Mitch and Matt even read some fanfiction from the listeners!

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Random Assault 260 Aftershow

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Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 260: There Will Be Jew Blood. Enjoy!

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Random Assault 260: There Will Be Jew Blood

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity.

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Random Assault 259 Aftershow

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This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 259: Sonic Sex the N Word & Knuckles. Enjoy!

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Random Assault 259: Sonic Sez the N Word & Knuckles

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking.

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Random Assault 258 Aftershow

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Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 258: [REDACTED]Radar. Enjoy!

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